Dad Gone Mad: The Glory Years

Operation: Testikill -- My Vasectomy
Commencing 'Operation: Testikill' (Oct. 16, 2005)
Life In The Vas Lane (Oct. 18, 2005)
The Thrill Is Gone (Oct. 20, 2005)
DGM Vasectomy Rule No. 1: Don’t Get Neutered Sober (Nov. 25, 2005)
T-Minus Four Days Until "Operation: Testikill" (Nov. 28, 2005)
Why Do They Call It 'Urology' If It Isn't YOUR Nuts Getting Cut On? (Dec. 1, 2005)
"Operation: Testikill" Complete (Dec. 2, 2005)
10 Minutes and a Cloud of Smoke (Dec. 3, 2005)
Honorable Discharge (Dec. 6, 2005)
Love Removal Machine (Dec. 12, 2005)
My Cup Runeth Under (Jan. 18, 2006)
Meanwhile, Over At The Lab... (Jan. 20, 2006)

Parenting Hijinx
Barney’s Biggest Fan, Version 3.0 (March 8, 2006)
Redirector's Cut (April 3, 2006)
Lost (May 1, 2006)
Bad Kitty (May 8, 2006)

Barney and Other Children's Television Programming
Purple Haze (Oct. 1, 2004)
Dora The Screaming, Pedopheliac, Shoe-Fetishist Explorer (Nov. 2, 2004)
Burn, Barney, Burn (Nov. 24, 2004)
Everything's Coming Up Barney (Dec. 28, 2004)
BY REQUEST: My First Sexual Experience (Jan. 26, 2005)
BREAKING NEWS: Dora The Explorer Is Still A Whore (Aug. 26, 2005)
Dead Can't Dance (April 24, 2006)

Small Personal Grooming Devices Gone Very, Very Wrong
The Long, Strange, Accidentally Erotic Life Of The Maverick (Aug. 5, 2005)

Too Disturbing To Categorize
The Ho Depot. We Can Do You. You Can Help. (Oct. 12, 2004)
The Evans Method (Oct. 14, 2004)
The Mouse Incident (Oct. 18, 2004)
Bongwater Porkfat Zaboomafoo (Nov. 10, 2004)
What Not To Wear To A Testicle Examination (Nov. 22, 2004)
When Bad Thinigs Happen To Good Shirts (Nov. 30, 2004)
An Open Letter To My Hair Gel (Jan. 1, 2005)
Are You Sitting Down? (Feb. 1, 2005)
And I Just Can't Look. It's Killing Me. (March 3, 2006)
Looking For Love In A Vegetarian Black Bean Chili Recipe (March 13, 2006)
The Duck Whisperer (April 12, 2006)

Coaching Tee-Ball
Damn Yankees (Feb. 2, 2006)
Choking-Up (Feb. 4, 2006)
Coach Danny's Rules of Tee-Ball (March 15, 2006)

Poop
Wipeout (Oct. 8, 2004)
When Going Gets Tough (Oct. 22, 2004)
Butt Seriously (Nov. 1, 2004)
Exit Strategy (Nov. 12, 2004)
The House At Poop Corner (Jan. 3, 2005)
The Industrial Revolution Meets The Intestinal Revolution (Jan. 13, 2005)
I Have Seen The Depths of Hell and They Look Like The Inside of a Bean and Cheese Burrito (Feb. 15, 2005)
The Picture of Terror (Feb. 26, 2005)
Crap Craft (Mar. 11, 2005)
What Can Brown Do For You? (May 13, 2005)
Fuck You, Lactaid (June 1, 2005)

Childbirth
Things They Don't Tell You In Childbirth Classes Because You'd Puke (Jan. 20, 2005)
Assholes and Elbows (The Asshole, Of Course, Being Me) (Jan. 15, 2006)

Tantrums
High Degree of Difficulty (Nov. 6, 2004)
If You Were Me (Nov. 17, 2004)
Nice Night For An Exorcism (Jan. 19, 2005)
The DEFCON Scale (April 14, 2005)
The Son Also Rises (May 9, 2005)
Next Stop: Zoo Station (May 17, 2005)

Religious Buffoonery
Careful, Sweetheart. You're Sitting On Santa's Testicles (Dec. 6, 2004)
How To Dismantle A Jewish Newborn's Penis (Dec. 27, 2004)
How To Scare The Anti-Semitic Shit Out of a Heartless Racist Scumbag (Mar. 21, 2005)
Easter: An Outsider's View (Mar. 25, 2005)
Behold! This is the Bread of Afflication (and by "Affliction" We Mean You Won't Be Able to Poop for Weeks and When You Do It Will Hurt Real Bad)! (April 21, 2005)
Laying Cable In The House of The Lord (April 23, 2005)
Plagues (April 17, 2006)

Altercations
Revolution (Oct. 18, 2004)
Sandwiched In (Oct. 21, 2004)
Check This Out (Nov. 26, 2004)
Back Off Before I Tazer Your Ass, Sasquatch (Feb. 17, 2005)
Itchy (April 25, 2005)
Don't Fuck With Teddy (June 21, 2005)

Working For The Man
The Not-So-Perfect Storm (March 23, 2006)
Take This Job, Turn That Sumbitch Sideways, And Stick It Straight Up Your Candy Ass! (April 18, 2006)